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About This Game We have all had enough of those cliché fantasy worlds with brave knights, ladylike elves and little people obsessed with jewellery. Generia is just another of those worlds... Thankfully there are evil barbarians coming to plunder, impale, drink beer, use inappropriate language and generally to make things interesting. And guess what? It's you who will lead them! Go back to the days when you thought real time strategy games were awesome. But this time you don't need to spend a whole hour to just win a skirmish. Jump right into battle and use your rusty strategic and tactical skills to crush hundreds of enemies within minutes! Crush Your Enemies has everything you like in strategy games: planning, choosing different types of units, managing resources, taking enemy territory and outwitting your opponents with the ingenious formations of your men. Only of this strategic goodness is packed into a tight and intense experience you can enjoy no matter how little time you have.Game Features: True strategic challenge in a small package: Levels are packed with deep strategic options, but can be completed in shorter burstsSuper simple controls: Despite the depth of its systems, the game can be controlled with just one Mouse buttonEpic Single-Player campaign: The game features hours of strategic single-player goodnessCross-platform multiplayer: Play against your friends and loved ones on PC and mobile devices. The battle never has to end!Various Unit Types: Different unit types each have a different role on the battlefieldPlundered Inventory: Expertly utilize and manage special items that can change the course of battles when used wiselyWeird Boss Battles: Have you ever battled a Giant Death Snail that has a passion for head-butting? No? What are you waiting for!?Story filled with Naughty Humour: So your momma won't mistake the game for her favourite Medieval Village Clickfest!Violence, Beer and Curse Words: Enough said…… 7aa9394dea Title: Crush Your EnemiesGenre: Action, Indie, StrategyDeveloper:Vile MonarchPublisher:Good Shepherd EntertainmentRelease Date: 13 Jul, 2016 Crush Your Enemies Free Offline crush your enemies metacritic. crush your enemies ios. let's play crush your enemies. crush your enemies robot chicken. crush your enemies definition. crush your enemies ios review. crush your enemies shirt. crush your enemies snl. crush your enemies conan. crush your enemies poster. crush your enemies mod apk. crush your enemies apk mod. crush your enemies fr. opeth crush your enemies. may you crush your enemies. crush your enemies see them driven before you hear the lamentation. crush your enemies trailer. machiavelli crush your enemies. how to crush your enemies. keep crom and crush your enemies. crush your enemies mob.org. crush your enemies completely. crush your enemies switch review. crush your enemies mp3. crush your enemies genghis khan. crush your enemies jihadology. crush your enemies full apk. crush your enemies game review. crush your enemies walkthrough. crush your enemies. crush your enemies see them driven before you. crush your enemies beer. crush your enemies quote. crush your enemies totally. you crush your enemies. crush your enemies gif. crush your enemies meme. crush your enemies see them driven before you meaning. crush your enemies part 1. conan crush your enemies quote. crush your enemy totally examples. crush your enemy totally meaning. crush your enemies conan quote. how to crush your enemies at work. crush your enemies song. crush your enemies what is best in life. crush your enemies video. crush your enemies mrantifun. games like crush your enemies. crush your enemies switch. crush your enemies local multiplayer. crush your enemies gif snl. crush your enemies bible. crush your enemies arnold. gumball crush your enemies. crush your enemies adam driver. crush your enemies font. crush your enemies download. crush your enemies wiki To be honest, I'm surprised I enjoyed this game. I forget why I even put it on my wishlist and then why I bought it, but I did. Something about it that just attracted me to it.Anyway, this game is surprisingly good! Not like, amazing or anything, but good. I can totally understand where others may get the wrong idea and think this game is simple because it's got a simple style and the first few missions are simple, but it's not THAT simple.Ok so because firstly, selecting the moving units requires you to click em, then click where you want them to go and then click how many you want to go. If I'm to be honest with all this overhead the game might have benefitted from a pause function like some demi-RTS do nowadays, but at the same time, the frantic clicking and micromanagement is kinda appealing. I don't like micromanaging stuff on a macro scale (starcraft multiplayer can ♥♥♥♥ off), but on a smaller scale the intensity sat well with me. It did have moments of frustration here and there certainly, but overall it worked. I'd honestly say though that if given the chance to change it, I'd do so in a heartbeat and modify it somehow or add options to it to make it faster. I don't know if there is already the option to preset a number of dudes and then hold a key and send that many by clicking instantly (like preset to 10 and hold shift and click somewhere and 10 doods go right away) but I don't remember the game telling me about any.Point being, the game definitely has micromanagement in it, but it's not egregious most of the time.Moving on, I want to point out that the progression in the game is quite nice. You start off with things being simple, move up to items you can put on the battlefield, then you get to where you actually have to get wood and food to build buildings and recruit guys and finally to where you can put structures and unit camps down before the round starts. I found this progression to be pretty enjoyable! Though I kinda wish this would be done on a larger scale with less micromanagement, there isn't a whole lot of ways to do that without losing the simplicity I don't think. This is a case where I'll settle on it and be happy.The story had it's moments of funny, but really I actually don't give much of a♥♥♥♥♥♥about barbarians and stuff. It's not that I don't like em, but man these ones are gross! That's not necessarily bad though. It's kind of a gross like 'that kid just ate a worm' gross. Interesting in a distant sorta way. I ended up liking the enemy sprites more in general, but the enemy was made 'prissy' enough to be annoying and the barbarians attitude towards them made sense. With that said, the story really is a roller coaster of mixed 'lol what' and 'uh?' and lastly 'what in the ♥♥♥♥?' for me. This game had a unique enough story experience for me to leave a lasting impression and I got what was advertised so I'm happy about it.Realistically though whenever the game asked if I was some sorta elven crybaby or whatever I was like 'yeah, totally'. The only thing that's a tad misleading is the number of hot barbarian chicks. No barbarians ladies anywhere in game!?!?! What is this? How dey gonna bang wit no leydays? Naw it's cool. If there isn't gonna be no elf babes there don't need to be no babes sfar as I'm concerned.The sound in this game makes sense and works pretty well. Pretty satisfying to hear them fighting and the ticks of them dying. The graphics in that regard are nice too especially when they go in the water. Though I must say someone should have taken a second to think about it when you get to having wood and food cause like 13 guys all working wood and food gets to be pretty noisy. A whole lot of 'HAH, HMPF, HUH, HOOO, HAH, HMPF, HUH, HOOO' and man that really made me 'what in the actual ♥♥♥♥' and then laugh a ♥♥♥♥ load.This game surprised me with how much I enjoyed it and I still don't know why I bought it. It's totally the opposite of the type of game I'd be attracted to, but here we are!Now with all that said, here's the things you should know about this game because I get the feeling you might be disappointed if you're not aware:1. There's a lot of micro.2. The humor is quite crass and brazen3. The game gets increasingly complex4. There's animal nipples in itAnd with that I bid you adieu!. Good game, but they really need to get rid of the idiotic cow-clicker mechanic for the beers. No need for that junk.. This game is amazing. It feels like a mobile port with the control scheme (but it doesn't feel unnatural with a mouse and keyboard setup) however it's still very, very playable. What makes it so great is the dialogue, the characters, and the small touches, all while never taking itself too seriously. I wrote this review when I noticed that the pointer icon in-game is a hand...with the bone sticking out. It's the first time in a while a game has made me chuckle out loud.. I came into this game faily excited. However I quit being extremely frustrated.If you don't mind being a completionist, this game could be fun otherwise, dont bother. This game is ok as a mobile game while traveling I guess, but this is one of the few games I got in excited, and got out frustrated and enraged.Good things +++Game play:it's easy and simple! so far so good, it has some interesting rock scissors paper way of using the right units in the right places in the right way. artstyle:the art looks ok I guess...Bad things ---Story:It lacks the voice acting that you hear in the video's. all you hear is some mumbling. because of this, the story feels tedious and boring. 3 skull achievement system:Each map will give you 3 missions you need to accomplish, accomplish 1, and you'll win the map. However, if you wish to get 3 skulls on EVERY map, you can forget it. 90% of these missions are very possible. which makes it even more frustrating when you get to the "capture all buildings" missions. These are impossible. because to do this, you need to keep the enemy alive long enough for you to take over the buildings. if you kill all enemies within a building, you lose. It's hard to explain, but I got 71/72 skulls in the first campaign. being forced to give up on that last skull crushed me. I don't believe I will even try any of the other campaigns because of this.Horrible AI:they try to suicide themselves into the nearest enemy... Which is extremely frustrating when you're trying to keep them alive. Which is hilarious since the game is supposed to give an emphasis on "crushing your enemies". But the main goal is to keep your enemies alive long enough to achieve all your goals.Beer:to buy "items" for each mission you need to capture towns. these towns generate beer. which you can trade for items. However. every single time you beat a mission you need to manually click the beer on every town. since each town gives 3 beer, make that 3 clicks. this part reminded me of a frustrating clicker game. having to scroll back to your first levels just to collect some crappy beer...Items:the items dont fit in the game... at all... they feel like they're just added in to make the game slightly easier. in the first campaign you get 3 different items... you dont need a single one of them... ever... and in the games where they WOULD be usefull. one of the missions tells you not to use items. so yeah, items dont work in this game.. A fun little game that quick to learn and hard to master. Good solid game play and enough levels that it isn't too short or too long. The AI is pretty bad though. This game crushes (pun intended) 4th Wall not only with story but also with design itself, you get what you see - essence of old RTS genre mixed with humor and few new features.Great title for all RTS oldboys and PixelArt fans, also pretty good for everybody else (preferably mobile version, so you can "crush your enemies" when poopin or on way to work).Additionally multiplayer lets you verify how strong your friendship is, because ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥gery is a key to victory in PvP.TL:DR version:Simple rules, good music, funny story and more missions than I expected.. The first 15 or so hours of game play was some of the most fun, strategic and funny♥♥♥♥♥♥♥I've ever seen in a rts.The rest is dlc that they made fookin free cause it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, still what a good fookin time.. Works on Linux, thanks! Update #2 is what you've been waiting for: Hello fellow Conquerors! Long time no see. But we're back with a loot that will make you go "wow, they really brought a lot of cool stuff". And here's what's included: Party multiplayer mode - crush your friends on the same screen! Sparring mode - play any multiplayer level with the AI 3 new levels exclusive for the party and sparring modes Multiplayer statistics and leaderboard: from now on everyone will know if you chicken out! Gamepad controls tweaks Updated speedup icon Fixed achievements issues related to collecting beer, killing individual troops and multiplayer winsNeat, huh? So go ahead and pamper yourself with some nice enemy-crushing, beer-guzzling and wimp-scoffing. And one more thing: we're not done... we'll be back.Cheers!. Weedcraft Inc Announced: A New Tycoon Game Explores Marijuana as Big Business.: Casual stoners Devolver Digital and wake-and-bake enthusiasts Vile Monarch (Crush your Enemies, Oh...Sir!) announced the burgeoning legal pot industry’s first fully fledged tycoon game: Weedcraft Inc. Coming to PC in 2019, Weedcraft Inc explores the business of producing, breeding and selling weed in America, delving deep into the financial, political and cultural aspects of the country's complex relationship with this troublesome and promising plant.http://store.steampowered.com/app/622720/Would-be Mary Jane moguls will need to prioritize resources carefully as they manage the production and distribution of their weed. Cultivate killer plants, cross-breed them to create unique strains of the devil’s lettuce, hire and manage a growing staff, and be prepared to take on the competition. As in real life, the business of bud presents plenty of opportunity along with a plethora of problems. Decide when and where to take on extra risk to maximize profit, but be careful, the cops and politicians are all working their own angles.An important, controversial topic presented in an insightful and detailed manner, Weedcraft Inc presents a challenge to those would rule the reefer offering a series of diverse scenarios and unique characters to work with (or around) as your budding empire grows. Whether you choose to hobnob with politicians, pay off the po-po, fight for medical marijuana rights or work the legal system, it’s all in the name of the sticky icky and your cutthroat corporate profits. Weedcraft Inc hits PC in 2019.For a contact high, hit up weedcraftgame.com and follow @DevolverDigital and @VileMonarch on Twitter.. Update #1 is Roaming the Lands: Hey there again fellow Barbarians!We've been closely listening to your feedback and requests, and we're happy to announce that Update #1 is now available.This update addresses some of the reported issues with the game, whilst adding some new requested options. Additionally it also adds a new Chinese language option, so that a new community of players can now enjoy Brog's insightful commentary on the merrits of battle and barbarian life.Here's a full list of changes included in this update:- Option to change your language- Option to change the volume- Chinese localisation- Multiplayer bug fixes- Bug fixes- Small design tweaksWe have plans to continue to support the game well past launch, and we'll be sharing more information about these plans soon.In the meantime, we sincerely hope that everyone continues to enjoy their time conquering and pillaging!. Special Weedcraft Inc Discount Available Now: Hello Fellow Skull Crushers!As a very small gesture of appreciation for your continued support for our studio, Vile Monarch would like to offer you a special additional 10% on our latest just released title, Weedcraft Inc. This discount is available for anyone who owns any of the titles below on Steam and stacks with any additional discounts, including the currently available 15% launch discount.Steam users will get an additional 10% discount if they own any of the following games:Block'Hood Oh SirOh Sir:The Hollywood RoastCrush Your EnemiesBeat CopOr if they own the movie Austin High on Steam!Don't own Austin High? If you buy Weedcraft Inc, you'll get Austin High for free. So how long will you have to lock in this deal? These discounts will last for two weeks from the time the game is live on Steam. Thanks so much for the support, and we can't wait to get growing with all of you Soon!. End of Summer Benefit Sale Now Available!: Hey there again you lovely people! The next few days are going to be really special for us, as we’ve teamed-up with the amazing folks from One Gamer Fund and have put our entire library of Good Shepherd Entertainment published titles on sale for the lowest prices each respective title has ever been available for here on Steam to benefit the One Gamer Fund during its inaugural charity weekend.The One Gamer Fund is a new philanthropic initiative comprised of seven gaming nonprofits: AbleGamers, Child’s Play, Games for Change, Global Game Jam, the IGDA Foundation, Stack-Up and Take This. Between 10 a.m. PT on Sept. 21 to 10 a.m. PT on Sept. 25, half of all proceeds generated by purchases of Good Shepherd games after Steam’s share of revenue is factored will be donated directly to the IGDA Foundation on behalf of the One Gamer Fund and subsequently dispersed among all partnering nonprofits.This is not all though! We’ve also just launched a special new Good Shepherd Entertainment Bundle to coincide with this sale. This bundle will allow those whom already own some of our games to easily complete their set at a special additional 25% discount! This means that you can add even more gaming goodness to life whilst helping these seven amazing charities and causes. A number of Twitch personalities will also be hosting special streams to aid the One Gamer Fund throughout the weekend. Individuals can learn more about ways to participate by visiting www.OneGamerFund.org and following @OneGamerFund on Twitter.We can’t tell you guys how much this sales means to us and how proud we are to be a small part of helping these amazing causes. None of this would be possible without all of your help though, so on behalf of everyone involved in this benefit sale, we just wanted to say thank you very much for your continued support! Here’s to the power of gaming!Greetings,The Good Shepherd Team. Muk’s Update Now Available – Includes a buttload of FREE NEW CONTENT!: Hey there again fellow invaders!Your favorite foul mouthed Barbarians are back, and they came packing plenty of exciting new shite! So Fend off all that political nonsense with a dose of new content, as this free update introduces a third campaign for more murder and mayhem, just right for slaughtering your way across 11 brand-new levels.Prefer to pillage with friends? Muk’s update also has you covered with 2 New multiplayer and skirmish levels, with new features such as a Mushroom Ground type tile and extended setup phase and more, all to help you better annihilate your rivals. Plus you can now play 3 maps from single player in multiplayer online , just in case you’re not too much of a boozy numpty to have enough other people to play with.Additionally this update includes a beer-barrels worth of new fan requested features. Here’s a quick breakdown of the important additions that the update includes:Third campaign containing eleven new levels;Three maps from Local multiplayer now in Online multiplayerTwo new Local, Online multiplayer and skirmish levels;Extended setup phase mechanic featured in the new campaign and new multiplayer levels - you can now choose buildings and squads to place on predefined spots on the battle map;New tile - Fungi of Doom, which hurt units walking on themYou can now reset your shopping (and get your beer back) after finishing the campaignReset Campaign button (resets everything but achievements and campaign unlocks);VSync ON, which improves performance on most devices.MatchMaking based on game version - available battles, items;Multiplayer: tweaked connection systemUI fixesNow you can navigate with keyboard in the menusTent and Dummy item fix - now you can't put those items on existing onesLet’s roll” disabled during animation (caused some overly early battle starts in MP)Multiplayer: abandoned battles count as losesPretty sweet right? So start your holiday celebration early by grabbing a few pints of foamy beer and start smashing some more skulls to add to your already impressive collection! This is not the end of the road for us though, so keep an eye out here to learn of future new updates to the game!Cheers!. FREE Plundering With Portals Update Now Available!: Hey there again fellow hairy chested conquistadors!With the enemy-crushing trend currently being revived by despots the world over, it’s only fair that you should get in on the action. So we’re thrilled to announce that we have some great news for you, as we’ve just released a new update called “Plundering with Portals.” This new update adds a beer barrel load of new content and features, all of which will help to make crushing the squishy will of your enemies even more fun!The Crush Your Enemies – Plundering with Portals DLC contains the following unmissable delights: